A conversation of deep and powerful hideousness, as relayed to me by my wife.
We pretty much suck as parents.
Somewhere, a small fairy sprinkles fairy dust and cackles at my fate.
My four-year old is a punisher.
My family and I have spent the last two weeks at the shore.
We have a fabulous liquor store near us.
Many things cause my eyebrow to raise.
An ancient rite is performed on my living room floor.
Location: The Mattress King