We went to Hilton Head SC for the holidays.
My children spent the entire time in the hotel hot tub,
crushing many potential intimate moments for other guests.
They also developed a great fondness for room service.
Their dream was to get room service while they were in the hot tub.
This did not happen.
They did manage to smuggle a bag of cheezits in though.
And now somewhere in Hilton Head SC,
there is a nasty hot tub that resembles a large vat of queso dip.
I'd avoid it if I were you.