I have become quite interested in who will next rule us.
It has caused me to do some real soul searching about
the direction I would like to see our country headed in
and who could take us there.
I think our system is broken and it’s time for something revolutionary.
It’s time to instill a monarchy.
I’ve decided we would all be better off being ruled by Babar, King of the Elephants.
Would Babar be in the back pocket of Big Pharma?
Nope, the worst we’d have to look out for would be the Dole banana lobby.
Would Babar kowtow to Big Oil?
I don’t think so, he prefers to travel by helium balloon.
Would Babar kneel down to the NRA?
He's not too much of an assault weapon lover.
Now, you would think Babar leans toward the Republican side, given his
elephantine makeup, but then you remember he is a benevolent king.
Never a tyrant.
Yep, he’s the elephantman for the job.
With the help of his beautiful elephant wife Celeste,
he can restore our former standing in the world.
Babar in 08. And beyond.