I've been looking for a fitting send-off for this little written experiment.
One presented itself last night.
Me: "What have you got in your mouth?"
My 4-year old: "A bottle cap."
Me: "Get that out of your mouth!"
My 4-year old: "I don't want to."
Me: "I know you don't want to, but I'm watching you."
My 4-year old: "Dad, could you please not look at me for a few minutes?